This Just In: The 2 Most Popular Baby Names of 2015 Are…

Mason
Jacob
William
Ethan
James
Alexander
Michael

Sophia
Ava
Isabella
Mia
Abigail
Emily
Charlotte

As for any and all celebrities reading this story, please disregard. Our baby naming rituals don’t apply to you.

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